Subbarao rocks (or plans to)

Subbarao plans to learn Salsa after retirement. Other things on his wish-list include: making up with his mother-in-law (who is upset about soaring prices), watching matinee shows and studying math an linguistics. One thing he will not miss: having to say something profound every time he opens his mouth (he says he was asked about the world economy when he was at a wedding at 4 00 am!) For more cracks, see this post.